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Rep your love for hand hygiene with our exclusive merchandise!

Ewww! Germs RGB T-Shirt

Ewww! Germs RGB T-Shirt

Show off your love for hygiene awareness with our 'Ewww! Germs' T-Shirt, featuring a humorous RGB color burst design representing the colorful world of germs. Visit darwinparty.com to grab your favorite size!

$22.99Out of stock
Germ Nerds Unite! Hoodie

Germ Nerds Unite! Hoodie

Sport your love for hand hygiene with this 'Germ Nerds Unite!' hoodie, combining comfort with a humorous message. Check it out at darwinparty.com!

$24.99Out of stock
Germaphobe Stress Ball

Germaphobe Stress Ball

Squeeze away your germs and stress with our Germaphobe Stress Ball, brought to you by Darwin Party! This quirky stress ball shaped like a germ reminds users to keep their hands clean while providing a fun way to relieve anxiety about touching surfaces.

$9.99Out of stock
Wash Your Hands - Premium Edition

Wash Your Hands - Premium Edition

A stylish reminder to wash your hands with this clean, modern design on a premium white tee - exclusively at darwinparty.com

$24.99Out of stock
Doorknob Touch Chain - Premium Edition

Doorknob Touch Chain - Premium Edition

Show off the infamous doorknob touch chain with this premium white tee design - exclusively at darwinparty.com

$24.99Out of stock
"Communal Guacamole" T-Shirt

"Communal Guacamole" T-Shirt

You touched the communal guacamole at a party! Celebrate this disgusting achievement with our premium cotton tee featuring the iconic guacamole touch chain. Perfect for germaphobes and party animals alike.

$24.99Out of stock
F*ck Off Bumper Sticker

F*ck Off Bumper Sticker

Express your feelings with this clever symbol-based bumper sticker. Weatherproof vinyl, perfect for cars, laptops, or anywhere you want to make a statement.

$9.99Out of stock
Gas Pump

Gas Pump

Another reminder about hand-washing, exclusively at darwinparty.com

$5.99Out of stock
Your Private Parts

Your Private Parts

Yep, we went there! Exclusively at darwinparty.com

$19.99Out of stock
Wash Your Hands

Wash Your Hands

A reminder to "wash your hands" with this gem of a design, exclusively at darwinparty.com

$19.99Out of stock
Eww, you touched a doorknob

Eww, you touched a doorknob

A fun and light-hearted approach to remind people to wash their hands, with the t-shirt design showing the "Chain of Touch" - exclusively at darwinparty.com

$19.99Out of stock